It’s goin down 06.23.12 in Cleveland, OH, in the glorious old Lasalle Theater. Dats right, A NEW 2MERICA LP ready for release!! It features the latest El Skorpion episode (3 of 5) titled “Mass Entertainment”, plus 4 more new tracks to stuff into your earhole. Ezraz has been busy but never too busy for his citizen duty.
If you want to come out now is the time. This party should be crazy fun, with 2MERICAns taking a lead spot in the shindig. Here is more info and the free registration. Brings some friends and let’s throw down for all the hard work everyone has done over the years. It’s been a crazy last 10 years and all 2mericans deserve some R&R!
Not since the Browns left Cleveland for Baltimore 15 years ago has the city received so much moral support. Witness South Park’s take on the Unchosen One’s “explanation”. Too funny.
“With every goddess a let down
every idol a bring down
It get’s you down
But the search for perfection
your own prediliction
Goes on and on and on”
We have a new video from 2MERICA posted. This one gets you on the bike and zooming around town with Ezraz Jones and his panfunktual bonobos. Watch out for the signs!
We have some pre-winter storms rolling through so I watch this with instant nostalgia. Stupid skorpion monkeys.
Featuring Participatory Art & Improvisational Music
Bring yourself to attend this small situation featuring Ezraz of 2MERICA. Anything can happen and your participation is required. An event score will be available at the show.
CLEVELAND, OHIO – The man known as “King James” shocked the sports world today by announcing he would forego his NBA free agency and instead sign with little known team The 2merican Dirt Devils. Potentially sacrificing hundreds of millions of dollars, Lebron says this unheralded move was done “just for the funk of it.”
This amazing development, the latest in James’ contractual ballyhoo that has gone into a fever pitch since Wednesday, is unheralded in the sports world even for a number 23. But unlike the process so far, this begs even more questions. Who are the Dirt Devils? What and where is 2merica? What does Kobe think?
For some answers on this rapidly developing story, we turned to Fugfayz Bookman, commissioner of the EBA, the league that sponsors the 2mericans. This mysterious basketball league won’t divulge where they hold their games, the current standings, or even what the E stands for, but Mr. Bookman claims LeBron will fit right in. “We started a fight club, but with basketballs.” When pressed about the ability of the Dirt Devils to match the Cleveland Cavaliers’ multimillion dollar budget and lavish treatment of it’s superstar players, Mr. Bookman boasted “We use eBay alot, so we have some nice stuff.”
The only other EBL player making himself available to the press is Ezrazmus Jones, a forward for the 2merican squad and biggest star (until now). “We are excited” said the calm EzRaz, whose mercurial and magical nature on court has earned him the nickname “Elemento”. “LeBron is a great Ohio Player so he should fit right in. I walk past that huge-ass sign of his all the time and I like it.” When asked if he could release any further information on the team or the management he laughed and declined, but he did direct us to his compuserve electronic mail account. He then said “Twitter my gopher” and ended the interview.
Finally replying to our queries through email, Jones continued to boast about his team, seemingly unaware of the hoopla surrounding him and the situation. “We have some great young talent to add to the mix so it should be a killer year. Both Jak “DirtyHott” Hanksta and Dragon Mikocovic are young ballers, and we know Coach Rudy will work them in quickly.”
Coach Rudolph Irisarzo is the man tasked with incorporating James’ amazing talent. “I accept this challenge. It is a sign. LeBron will be surrounded with talent, a great group of guys.” The King and two rookies will join an established core of big red Jaimeson “Sevenem” Lowell down low and Louie “Stonerock” Heat setting the tempo. Unlike the NBA, there will be plenty of balls to go around. “Now, the adjustment won’t be easy” opines Irisarzo, “so we gone ‘head and hired a personal liason for Lebron, a great fella named Jesus. LeBron will feel right at home with Jesus on speed-dial.”
Stay tuned basketball fans as this story will be updated with breaking news. Surely you should refresh this story and yourself often. ¥Associated Pruss 2010
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