Facebook is the new AOL
Do you read the paper? Keep up on the scene? Stay current, stay informed, stay with whatever is happening in the now? Haha read the paper, that is very old school! So yeah I keep up. I know plenty of ish about what is going on. I even predict how it will go down most of the time. Life doesn’t totally shock me anymore. I roll with the punches.
But my new manager Fahqfase Bookman argues otherwise. This dude knows all sorts of things about what’s going on around town. He tells me about things in my own backyard, asks if I know about them and I don’t. He says he learns these things from facebook. I am sitting this one out. Please with the facebook. I wish those people would check out the Internet, it’s something you can get to from facebook.
I don’t twitter either so im a total dinosaur these days. I have people actually trying to explain this stuff to me, like I’m missing out because I don’t understand. I usually tell them that I have broken up and remarried the internet about 5x in the last 15 years.
Until facebook is superseded I’m just forced to be out of the loop. Uninformed. Damn near ignant to the world around me. Haha yeah right, fuck facebook.
